He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

I’ll let others address your broader point. I just wanted to chime in and say STOP REPEATING THE FICTION THAT STEPH CURRY IS PARTICULARLY SMALL AND/OR SLIGHT. He’s one of the biggest point guards in the NBA. He is not some scrappy lil’ tyke out here among the giants. He’s the same size as Derrick Rose and Kyrie…

Kicking in bathroom doors. It says it right up there.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

From left to right: Tucker,Brantley, Bryce,Kevin, Asher, and Dang.

There’s at least two Marshalls in Cleveland.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

I do! Do you realize that children grow up into adults who can then use their fully-functioning adult brains to realize that a lot of what they did when they were children was really stupid? I mean, a lot of kids eat paste, too, but if Mauer up there were defending his love of horking down as much paste as possible,…

Nonsensical Kinja.

I always considered myself pretty in the middle for the Division community (never raged out over the game, but not a fanboy-esque apologist either), but I finally gave up on it - temporarily, at least. Even if I don’t play it again at all, it was worth it - got hundreds of hours of gameplay, so nothing to sneeze at.…

No disrespect, but I don’t buy this at all. Not even a little bit. And I’m old enough to remember most of these guys.

The government of North Carolina might view this as a 2-for-1.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

How the hell does Detroit rank over...anyone else?

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

nobody really understands the balk rules.

I know this is a simplistic view, but what I read was:

“You know what makes this MMO-style multiplayer game better? Solo play”