After all those years in Toronto, this is the moment where Roberto Alomar actually becomes a Leafs fan.

I bet your favorite sport is baseball.

You expect us to believe those are real names?

*watch the clip

Yep, being that guy.

I could care less that you didn’t watch the video...and therefore did not get the joke

...did you watch the video?

No. She’s still in Kentucky

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

I pulled a knife out of my knife block and advanced toward him,” Crowley said. “He ran out of the apartment.

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Earholing Norman should have been the last straw, for both Tom Coughlin — Beckham was actively hurting the Giants at that point...

“Basketball: 2/10 needs more RKOs.”

A lot of elements of this story seem unbelievable: For example, Mike Pettine is STILL coaching the Browns?

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

“Case closed?”

Reading this article is so bizarre. I live in Indianapolis where this happened. And I can tell you the dialogue here has been EXACTLY the opposite. There’s been saturation coverage and the police most certainly haven’t begged for help. The Star assigned a team of its dwindling supply of reporters to cover it, even…

I live in Indianapolis and the entire city has been shocked by this. And everyone, from Amanda’s husband, her neighbors, the police, and members of the African American community, along with the Ten Point Coalition, a group of AA ministers working with the police to better relations in that community, have been…