Not sure why anyone would want to cover a decent cake with rendered down pig bones, but hey ho.

I know three families who have cancelled trips for this year and I’m putting off my cross-country road trip until the US is safe for ordinary people again.

That second shake is stunning. He tries the yank; fails. Tries the double grip; fails. Hahahahahaha

He was well known. His neighbours (mostly Muslim) have been telling the uk authorities about him for 5 years. He flew an Isis flag from his roof at one point.

Will someone be investigating his lawyers links to Russian banks?

Maybe the decade of realising that parents were still looking for their children when this cunt decided to fire up his keyboard. If you want your brand to be associated forever with that image, fine, give him your money. If you have some semblance of morality, then support someone who doesn’t use the bodies of kids to…

You know, it depends on whether he criticised Michelle O for not wearing a headscarf. Oooops.

I’m hoping for your sakes that this is a Bill O’Reilly style vacation and that he requests Assange style asylum in Saudi Arabia. He came for the gold, stayed for the hatred of women.

Good old conspiracy charges.

Power. Everyone knows that45 is incapable of rational independent thought. They thought they had the ultimate puppet in which to exercise real power without responsibility. What they didn’t reckon on, was the recklessness of a mentally declining old rich idiot.

I read somewhere that Sad Spice was the original source of the Comey firing story that led to the dude seeing the news on TV. He apparently talked about it loudly in his office when he knew a couple of reporters were passing....

Isn’t this fake?

It’s more important to note that he looks like the stupid, avaricious neighbour in a shitty 70s sitcom.

This is where your journalists need to really be on their game. Holt should have said, in the nicest way: “There was that invitational meeting at Trump Tower in August 2015 that Flynn mentioned.” I know it takes effort to have these facts to hand, but that’s the job of a well-researched interviewer.

Kim Jong Jaune always gets holes in one. Remember to clap! Clap harder! HARDER!

The John Harris thing is annoying because he, and The Guardian, have been going around the country telling people how terrible Corbyn is for the last two years. It’s no surprise that he’s then going to follow up with people telling him how terrible Corbyn is - makes him look prescient, and avoids his newspaper ever…

and wotsits

Lube

This will make a little light burglary look like speeding.