Power. Everyone knows that45 is incapable of rational independent thought. They thought they had the ultimate puppet in which to exercise real power without responsibility. What they didn’t reckon on, was the recklessness of a mentally declining old rich idiot.

I read somewhere that Sad Spice was the original source of the Comey firing story that led to the dude seeing the news on TV. He apparently talked about it loudly in his office when he knew a couple of reporters were passing....

Isn’t this fake?

It’s more important to note that he looks like the stupid, avaricious neighbour in a shitty 70s sitcom.

The John Harris thing is annoying because he, and The Guardian, have been going around the country telling people how terrible Corbyn is for the last two years. It’s no surprise that he’s then going to follow up with people telling him how terrible Corbyn is - makes him look prescient, and avoids his newspaper ever…

and wotsits

Lube

This will make a little light burglary look like speeding.

Veterans for Trump forgave the ‘POWs aren’t war heroes, I like soldiers that don’t get caught’ line. They’ll swallow anything.

“You can’t tell me you weren’t prepared for this...”

“While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation”

It’s important to note that the suicide is the culmination of a lot of issues around family, finances and friendships, as well as the final straw event. Hannah comes across as someone overwhelmed by her life and the small things (they’re never really small things) that get into her mind. The decisions she made, the…

Suicide contagion is a serious issue, but it seems like the producers of this show had the various recommendations - not showing a single cause, displaying some of the more obvious signs of a person in distress, etc - for covering suicide in mind.

I thought it handled the issue of suicide well, the parents reaction was enough to take any hint of glamour from the lying in a hot bath looking gorgeous. It also dealt with the idea of rape culture (not keen on the concept of rape as the primary catalyst in too many stories about women) but I found it difficult to…

“He died in the middle of the night after not being able to move off the couch for three weeks. No pain meds. No hospital stay.” Your country is fucked. People vote to keep themselves in chains and even when the majority don’t, you have a bunch of obstructionist bastards who make sure nothing gets done.

Melania doesn’t want him messing up the carpet again. Our maybe there just isn’t a golf course in Trump Tower.

Super Mario Sunshine may be my favourite game. I’d love a sequel, would actually make me stump up for a Switch. Almost bit the bullet this weekend, but already have BotW on WiiU, so decided to wait and see.

“The game will apparently have eight playable characters: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, and, bizarrely, four Rabbids dressed up as Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Peach.” Genius.

Did I miss The Slot coverage of Trump’s new war against the First Amendment? Maybe I was drunk - it’s easier that way.