The Check’s in the mail. Balance is that big red number on his accounts. $915 million!

Global Beet is not vying to represent them on the world stage. Also, a lot of people (military or otherwise) are bigots. Trump likes to call them his base.

He has the words, be just dumbs down for his audience.

And a typo in the onscreen captions.

Just in case no one has posted this yet.

Inside she’s rejoicing that Ailes has gone.

Online polls easily gamed by Trump’s scriptkiddies. That’s why he was saying ‘the online polls all say I won’ before the credits had rolled at the end of the debate. I expect that useless racist bloke from Brietbart put his finest mines of building the scripts to vote multiple times. Drudge, of course, just made…

Brietfart

The bully’s friend on the sideline who laughs and then looks appalled. And then laughs again.

Brand Trump is forever tarnished. It’s racist, sexist, he doesn’t pay his taxes. WTF would I want to stay at one of his shitty hotels? The Trump Dump.

That’s the problem. All these bits of video justifying the racism, the lies, etc. They’re all staying on the internet. She’ll only be able to work behind the scenes, post-Trump and then with no credit.

I feel a bit sorry for Conway because she might actually be smart, but she is having to bend over backwards to justify Trump’s constant brain farts, and in the end she’s going to be tainted with the stain of Trump for the next two election cycles. Maybe she can work for Breitfart?

Maybe Nintendo will make a self-contained microconsole (a la the new NES) for Gamecube fans.

Super Mario Sunshine is still my favourite game, and the kids are still playing it 10 years after my daughter bought it (and a second hand Gamecube) for her sixth birthday.

People are saying he’s pretty good with the body language.

Seems Ms Delgado was seriously against maternity pay before she was for it.

People need to watch the Black Mirror episode ‘The Waldo Moment’ which is about a cartoon character becoming a politician. Contains the line (paraphrase): “You’re just the front, when we get a question, we can Google it and feed you the answer.”

Do any of Trump’s businesses (or those he contracts to do the actual work) offer paid maternity leave for staff? It seems that Ivanka’s clothing contractor doesn’t. Be good to see if the actual Trump org does - should be an easy job for a journalist...

Now please answer the question. Just don’t. Fuck it. Up.

When Obama was talking about Trump recently, he didn’t use his name, just ‘Hillary’s opponent’ and ‘her opponent’, hence HO.