Pussies can take a serious pounding, and they always land on their feet.

What the hell?

Margherita is the default pizza for me. Mozzerella, tomato and a few leaves of basil for the adventurous.

Blimey. Most cheese uses vegetable-based rennet now, I thought. Where did all these rules come from?

Yep. The loaves and fishes would just create dependency.

Thanks, I’m a veggie and the idea of putting meat onto cheese is just bizarre.

That was lovely thank you. He’s a tool.

HTF is pizza not kosher?

“would they be going around smashing people’s wheelchairs?” Oh, you know they would.

The laugh at the end of the call is pretty great. I always find it weird when men say ‘suck my dick’ as some kind of method of punishment.

What a country. What a culture. What a gal.

Cheers, though it should have been lower case of you end up as an iNsufferable turd. Apt, innit?

Too lazy to even write out the letter n? I see you’re still wasting your time with full stops though. #notalllazybastards #inefficientgit

Oh you are. #notallwinners

Not sure if you’re doing the ee cummings caps as an affectation, if your keyboard is broken, or if you used up your allocation on your username. But I want proper caps goddammit. #notallcaps #thedickone

Everywhere uses hashtags. Just because you can’t click on them, doesn’t mean I can’t. #notallhashtags #noob

And there it is. #notallcosplayers

It is a proper job if that’s your job.

If you can’t talk about gun control in the aftermath of a mass shooting because ‘it’s political’, then good luck finding a day or two to have this important discussion.

Her Twitter feed shows how to deal with a nightmare. It’s actually well done and surprisingly human. I realised after watching this that I thought she was Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud. But she isn’t.