Have they started holding these things in a hangar on the Death Star?

Burn it.

As opposed to you, because you seem like charm personified.

Cover the bottom of the picture and she looks like Beyoncé which is weird.

Wasn’t America’s Army an officially sanctioned game?

He’ll end up being shot by a American dentist.

Definitely the best of this year.

Obviously I would never defend this person, but you have to say anyone who thinks these actions are rational is clearly batshit insane. And killing him doesn’t solve anything.

He’s bald and has a superiority complex. He thinks that *we* think he has a fine, virile head of hair. Imagine if you’re his PA and decide to tackle him on the fact that he’s a bald as a coot.

Is that diagramme a little old. It looks like the structure has changed recently with far more coming from the back of his head.

Most of it is arse hair combed all the way up his back and out of the neck of his suit. Fact.

“Trump’s graphic designer is an idiot”

I imagine there are various designs or bits of code being used in profitable products, but I was paid for the original work.

I remember seeing Billy Bragg do a series of Dylan covers at a gig. He said: “I saw Bob Dylan perform last week. I realised he doesn’t give a fuck about any of his songs, so thought I’d have them and look after them.”

You know, I don’t get paid for work I did in the 80s?

“because that could affect the other cast members’ pockets”

Having recently read two early drafts of Lady Chatterly, I’m avoiding this. There’s a reason people go back to rewrite stuff, usually because - for some reason - it doesn’t work in the earlier versions. Atticus as a class A racist? Uh, I don’t think so.

Never thought I’d say this but: is this candidate stupider than Trump?

“Taylor Swift donated $50,000 to a fan who is battling leukemia”

Nicking that