I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

I think that would probably attract too much regulatory attention, more than most Ponzi schemes like to attract, at least.

I like my currency like I like my women:  Cumbersome to use and varying wildly in value from moment to moment.

It rotates like it’s 1999!

You should cancel him and yell about it on Twitter.

Sounds about white.

This is why I don’t think that the exposure is all that it’s cracked up to be. If I see that a place is selling tacos for $5 each I’m not much inclined to seek out their brick and mortar location.

They’ll boycott Pizza Hut the same way they’ll boycott the NFL, MLB, Keurig, Starbucks, Nordstrom, Kellogg, and dozens of other companies.  The net effect will be the companies don’t lose a single customer because Goldfish (the crackers, not the animal) have longer attention spans than the average bigot.

Wearing a wig will send you to Hell, Jesus says so right in the Bible!

So you changed your political affiliation for petty vindication?  Wow. 

The best anything is full of butter. These are things we know. 

Likely unpopular opinion / hot take, but I’ll own it just the same. This article should have been one word: Don’t.

Or just leave your dog at home.  Seriously, you’ll both survive being without each other for an hour.

My husband has what’s called a hot diggity dogger which cooks your hotdogs and toasts your buns! It’s in our basement somewhere. I think it’s been used once in the five years we’ve lived together.  But we do grill hotdogs in the summer and one thing I think this article failed to mention is the best hotdogs have…

Salted peanuts and Dr. Pepper is my preferred combo.

She wants the tip, and just the tip. She’s freaky like that.

This is the correct take. Altho I will add that one of my heathen friends in high school stumbled upon “Skittle Dew,” which contains exactly what you think it does.

I was introduced to this combination back in the 1950s. We poured some peanuts into the neck of a Coke bottle and enjoyed the good life.

They can refuse to rent you a hotel room in the first place if you don’t have a card, but if you’ve already accrued a debt at the hotel and your card can’t cover it (or whatever), I gotta think they’ll let you pay with cash.

I used to eat “raw” hot dogs as a child and the thought makes me so queasy now.