What’s it like having a plastic sandwich baggie with a scoop of cottage cheese inside for a dick?
What’s it like having a plastic sandwich baggie with a scoop of cottage cheese inside for a dick?
‘Now I am wondering what it would be like to wipe your arse with cake’. Quite possibly the last sentence I was ever expecting to read.
Lead laced libations laying under Leeds? Seems like you buried the lede. Likely. Read more
What is this sorcery? Burn the witch, says I. Read more
I’ll take cremation for 500 Grim Reaper.
“disgruntled cracker” is the new name for Trump’s base.
There’s a meme going around where your apocalypse name was how you’re feeling and the last thing you ate. Mine at the first moment I saw it was “disgruntled cracker.” Which is probably a subset of electric biscuits.
So you hate it but you have played every game in the series?
When I worked in a dispensary, I was writing the company blog and coming up with cannabis recipes. One employee kept suggesting “funfetti cake” obsessively. I finally had to explain that telling people to buy commercial cake mix and put cannabutter in it was not writing a recipe.
Frankly I won’t get a fucking nickel out of any of this and I am A-OK with that. I want everybody to be in the position where they don’t need a government bailout, and the downstream effects of mass evictions, bankruptcies, and repos would be SO much worse for the economy, massive numbers of deaths or not.
Thanks for the tip!
Medicare for Paul.