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Mar 31
4

What’s it like having a plastic sandwich baggie with a scoop of cottage cheese inside for a dick?

Mar 27
1

‘Now I am wondering what it would be like to wipe your arse with cake’. Quite possibly the last sentence I was ever expecting to read.

Mar 27
8

I find that for me, when I can’t think of a good name in games, it’s easiest to just go with the dumbest thing I can imagine. That way I at least get an occasional laugh. That’s why my island is called Dookie And I’m not ashamed

Mar 26
5

There’s a meme going around where your apocalypse name was how you’re feeling and the last thing you ate.  Mine at the first moment I saw it was “disgruntled cracker.”  Which is probably a subset of electric biscuits.

Mar 24
44

Maybe just be happy you are in an economic situation where you were able to pay off your loans rather than being a selfish dick. 

Mar 24
1

When I worked in a dispensary, I was writing the company blog and coming up with cannabis recipes. One employee kept suggesting “funfetti cake” obsessively. I finally had to explain that telling people to buy commercial cake mix and put cannabutter in it was not writing a recipe. 

Mar 24
152

Frankly I won’t get a fucking nickel out of any of this and I am A-OK with that. I want everybody to be in the position where they don’t need a government bailout, and the downstream effects of mass evictions, bankruptcies, and repos would be SO much worse for the economy, massive numbers of deaths or not.