I was happy to recently find out that my preferred local bakery now prints actual dates on the clips, no more faffing about with colors.

I eat enough for three people and I am barely overweight

That’s a great publication

You’ve cracked the secret. Some people just are skinnier. It’s a combination of metabolism, gut biome, insulin sensitivity, cortisol levels, how fidgety you are, and other factors we’re just starting to discover. “Just eat less” doesn’t tend to work, and brains are very hard to trick.

First time ever getting high, huh?

“Heavier cutlery enhances our appreciation of [food], as does eating with our hands, which engages our senses and makes us more mindful,”

We can safely say it’s not a hot dog:

Is pizza a hotdog? I mean, you fold the crust in half, and there is sausage meat in there sometimes... 

IS IT CAKE!?

Right behind incest. 

Ah yes, rape, that famously easy crime to report and successfully prosecute in a timely and trauma-free manner. 

i can already see it, replace lettuce with cabbage, cola with vodka and rename the fries to “fallen comrades”

I hate “hot;” I love “spicy.” I describe it as preferring warming glow to searing heat.

FWIW, there are some of the spicier peppers that have a very distinctive taste.

There are 2 groups of people who engage with true crime. One is exactly as you describe and they’re terrible. Then there’s the other group that is interested in the psychology, remembering the victims, and trying to safeguard themselves as much as possible from becoming a victim themselves. This group has absolutely…

“Okay. It’s close enough to the midterms now” if I’m guessing.

As of last week, with Tesla stock plummeting, Musk seems to be backpeddling.

The basis of sorbet is a combination of water, a sweetener like sugar or honey, and a fruit puree. Sorbet is vegan

I get the fascination with true crime and admit to falling into some research holes on that topic myself, but the current obsession has gotten to be way too much. Like, one of the most famous true crime podcasts is literally called MY FAVORITE MURDER, which is just disgusting. Not to mention it’s hosted by two wealthy…

I have been ordering ketchup only hotdogs FROM PORTILLO’S all my life and have yet to be publicly executed. I am starting to suspect this is just a thing on the internet, or possibly also at that one joint in the city where they yell at you and call you a c*cksucker.