Maybe vegetables but fruits are nothing but flamboyant, slick and showy.  I mean, there’s never been any candy invented that can beat a top shelf mango for fun and pleasurable eating.  

i just read something about how people used to carve out turnips before pumpkins which is just silly b/c they’re much too small.

At this time of year, especially in gray Northern States, people will cling to any pop of color they can get.

Pasta, yes. But there are also store-bought varieties that aren’t dried, and are refrigerated. Those have typically been the same to me as homemade.

I don’t find it hard to make dough. It’s just a time consuming task when I typically want to do it. For Thanksgiving, I already have 6 other dishes to make, that I start prep for on the Monday or Tuesday before. If I can just pull out the pre-made crust from the freezer, drop some pie weights and blind bake, then…

Why not go savory. Use this for a quiche, or a something-pot-pie. Make empanadas. My grandmother used to make some dessert ones that she’d add jam in the middle and put sugar on top (I guess not too far off from a pop tart).

You’re not the first to think in this vein.

Who’da thunk there’d be a direct link between the Bartles&Jaymes’ of the mid-80's and my love of flavored alcohol today?! Those ad folks somehow knew that old white farmers would be the perfect spokesmen to speak to my urban teen rebellious spirit. Now I find myself middle-aged and really unable to drink any alcohol…

“Food related merch” is a weird enough thing to crop up, but now they want me to spend money on useless things like NFTs?  FFS.

I don’t see how there’s any indication that he’s exposing himself to children; the whole “look at all this cool shit in my trench coat” thing’s been around for awhile now. Wonder why these people are so quick to think about showing their genitals to children?

Especially when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

Kugel is Jewish food. It’s a better-than-sex thing and not knowing what things are is why God gave us the Google.

Jesus, guy looks like he’s actually made of uncooked pizza dough.

Mike Royko was the king of crotchety, angry, and mostly incorrect opinions. When the Bears played the 49ers in the playoffs one year, he gave a television interview in which he came across as authentically angry that effete girly-men from some western state actually thought that they could play football. As it turns…

‘If anyone wants Wet Girl Pasta in the Los Angeles area, please contact me.’

Bone Appetite.

If I ever decide to start writing real food porn, you guys wouldn’t be able to fucking handle it. 

I consider left over Halloween candy as my rightful reward for buying and handing out candy.  It also helps when you shut the lights off and don’t answer the door.

The only correct answer for leftover candy is to put it in a bowl or jar that you slowly work your way through for the following year until you buy Halloween candy again.