But… what’s a “McChicken Nugget”?

You know what, a story-writing NFT MLM seems to have the maximum synergy of all the zeitgeists in the multiverse.

You can ask your enemies to reach for something behind it while you’re working out then let go of the handles

A lawyer who needs a new boat.

I’m rarely in a place where In-N-Out is available, but it’s good to know they’re ownership is fucking crazy, for future reference.

I’ve lived in the US and in Europe and you are right. American chocolate is bad. And expensive imported chocolate you buy in america is bad.

Because we ain’t sending you the good stuff my dude ^^
Goes the same with alcohol (Dom Perignon, Henessy, Moët, all the wine from france you get... That’s actually not top shelf…

Biting the head off quickly is the most merciful way to dispatch a chocolate bunny but why split.... hares!

I’m sorry that you have to live life without taste buds.

From one troll to another, I appreciate the effort. But most european chocolate is kilometers better than American. 

Here’s the reason: Easter candy is for YOUR kids. Halloween is for EVERYONE ELSE’S kids.

Your 15 cards do not appear at random in your draw pool. The game very explicitly tells you this when you boot up for the first time. The tooltip is something along the lines of, “Choose the order of your cards carefully, as that is the order in which they can be drawn. Plan accordingly for the more difficult later…

For my birthday, I like a good steakhouse steak.  Unlike many others, that’s something I cannot make for myself.  For other special occasions, I treat myself to really good sushi, or Alaskan king crab legs out of my freezer.

Well, you liked it when Jim Carrey did it

it’s just your basic soup recipe. hardest part is de-boning the peasants.

Except that with an original painting, you have a unique physical object, different from any copy, and there are ways to authenticate that a particular painting was in fact the original painted by Da Vinci or whoever. The original Mona Lisa is physically unique and distinct from every copy. You can reproduce the image…

He's identifying the client's class in the hierarchy.

more like:

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

Truth.

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.