Really, the cheesy-poof was the friends we made along the way.

These people are so addled they think Donald Trump is a smart guy who tells the truth and is rich. Their brain worms are not our responsibility, though they are our problem.

What insane bullshit conspiracy theories? Dennis Lee is an Expert Food Vaccinationist; we should be spreading the word about how Covid-19's a biochemical weapon being smuggled into the US in chicken thighs and Wagyu beef as a form of population control created by the CCP. And are we just ignoring the fact that all…

Eh, not necessarily...there was very likely a few power-outages during the time that the food spent in the freezer, which meant that bacteria was able to grow and infuse toxins into the food. One thing to give special consideration to are the advances we’ve made in preserving food over the last 50 years, and all the…

Super Mario Bros wasn’t an arcade game.

Put the cheese on the outside if you really want to be unique.

Except you should call it a taco.

Stop giving Taco Bell ideas.

I thought for a “troll style” hot dog, you just dip the entire weenie in ketchup.

A sandwich AS a bun would settle this “is a hotdog a sandwich” question once and for all.

Waiters who appear just as you’ve taken a bite to ask how you’re doing. They can see I’m chewing my food. They can wait until I’m finished or walk away, but I refuse to choke it down quickly or talk with my mouth full.

It is a breakfast burrito. They have offered these for a while (or bowls if one is avoiding the extra calories or gluten). 

The breakfast burrito is one of their better items

It’s a change from the menu item they usually serve, which is disappointment.

It’s of the breakfast variety of burrito, so it’s all just stuff that’s safe raw (cheese) or you cook on the same flat top you cook everything else (hash browns, eggs, cured meats). You just roll it up in a tortilla and dress it with some sauces that are shipped in.

It is the musical fruit. 

i mean, sometimes it’s just easier to get the chocolate fish out of the phish food with my fingers than a spoon. my mother is sure she went wrong somewhere, but i’m fine with it.

“She calls the truck (which is fully equipped with a kitchen, a TV, a DVD player, and a fridge)“

I have to admit, from the headline I wasn’t sure what you were calling sexy: the driver, the truck, or the vegetables.