A lot of the questions seem like things people probably either can’t control (chewing with mouth open) or are unaware of (slurping food), which is pretty dumb.

I am afraid so. I regret nothing. I usually can remember to use utensils around people, but will slip up. It grew out of preparing salad and munching on what I cut, chopped, etc. Big bowl of salad? Fork. Silly side salad? Finger food.

No. 

My step-dad is basically on Atkins and he’’ eat iceburg lettuce by pulling off leaves and scooping up ketchup and/or mayonnaise as a snack.

I miss the enchirito. 

What took them so long? This woman has been awful forever and this website gleefully takes down other women for far less offensive things than they gave Nicki a pass for. 

Give me a break.  Prior to one week ago, had this website ever censured Nicki Minaj? Even the announcement of her marriage to a known pedophile rapist was covered with “You know Nicki!, I guess she does what she likes!” insouciance.

no white guys tho

I try to keep it clean to begin with, by not putting gloppy drippy stuff in it, and cleaning up messes as they occur.

Every 2-3 months or so I’ll get annoyed by how cluttered the fridge is and bring the trash can over and start liberally tossing shit into it.  If it turns out that underneath that clutter there is a bunch of spilled/dried-up food that will also annoy me, I’ll do a deeper clean.  

You (or your clones) are always first here when League is mentioned. Anyone who plays the game with any regularity or can read the reportable offenses knows you’re full of shit though. Leading with a generally agreeable statement like “it’s a toxic trashfire” won’t distract us from noticing you’re part of it

Upstate NY?

Destroy it by any means necessary!

Did you go to school in Albany?

How often do you clean your fridge?

Not often enough. We do spot cleaning when we remember, but if we want to get the drawers, we have to actually pull the fridge out, which is a bit of a trial. I try to wipe it down periodically, but a full deep clean? Rare.

Robots are still better than slideshows.

This might be controversial, but none of these really terrify me. Perhaps with unfounded optimism, I hope that more automation increases society’s productivity as a whole, we can manage a UBI, universal health insurance, etc.. and people can live easier lives. I realize the track we’re on suggested more wealth…

I just had Panda Express’ Orange Chicken sandwich over the weekend and it changed my life

Soon, Allison will be replaced with A11i50n Robocelli.