What’s it like having a plastic sandwich baggie with a scoop of cottage cheese inside for a dick?

‘Now I am wondering what it would be like to wipe your arse with cake’. Quite possibly the last sentence I was ever expecting to read.

https://books.google.com/books?id=Hl6PtUdIFawC&lpg=PA34&ots=XRIV5oV-Jx&dq=rabelais%20gargantua%20ass%20wiping&pg=PA34#v=onepage&q&f=false

I find that for me, when I can’t think of a good name in games, it’s easiest to just go with the dumbest thing I can imagine. That way I at least get an occasional laugh. That’s why my island is called Dookie And I’m not ashamed

This is who the White Folks (I know, NAWP) wanted:

Lead laced libations laying under Leeds? Seems like you buried the lede. Likely.

What is this sorcery? Burn the witch, says I.

“disgruntled cracker” is the new name for Trump’s base. 

There’s a meme going around where your apocalypse name was how you’re feeling and the last thing you ate.  Mine at the first moment I saw it was “disgruntled cracker.”  Which is probably a subset of electric biscuits.

#NotAllWhitePeople

It sold approx 2.5 million copy in japan alone in the first week.

Maybe just be happy you are in an economic situation where you were able to pay off your loans rather than being a selfish dick. 

When I worked in a dispensary, I was writing the company blog and coming up with cannabis recipes. One employee kept suggesting “funfetti cake” obsessively. I finally had to explain that telling people to buy commercial cake mix and put cannabutter in it was not writing a recipe. 

Frankly I won’t get a fucking nickel out of any of this and I am A-OK with that. I want everybody to be in the position where they don’t need a government bailout, and the downstream effects of mass evictions, bankruptcies, and repos would be SO much worse for the economy, massive numbers of deaths or not.

“Bravo Jezebel. Well done.” -trlgrl (2)

No, I don’t really know the job history or length of employment of each author.

So.

This is the literal least of what was reported on him, tonight. You gonna update this?

I’m skeptical of this guys channel because he has a 20 minute video about how Return of the Jedi sucks.