The check which they wait until the end to start filling out... and oh wait what about their coupons?

This is a great idea year round so I don’t have to stand in line. Behind them while they request that every item in their cart be scanned, decide if they want it or not based on price, then pay by check.

Thank you!

I love Starburst jelly beans so much that I have to self-impose periods of jelly bean sobriety. Right now I’m sheltering in place due to the coronavirus situation and I am kicking myself for not stocking up on jelly beans during my last trip to the grocery store.

No amount of scientific evidence or advice from experts will ever stop me from blowing into cartridges. It’s worked for over 30 years damnit.

This is Good Kinja.

I keep telling my asshole cat this, and he keeps ‘forgetting’. 

...the best I can tell, it’s what’s left when there’s no smartness present in the mug shot. I like it better than ‘talking head’.

In this case, they fired the brutal cop, and then they fired the “good cop” who didn’t report the brutal cop. If this was SOP everywhere, every time, we’d live in a better world.

To be fair, the Simpsons back in the 90s did it first.

I have no idea what made you think I give a shit.

I don’t know if they are new or not, but I found a tropical flavor version of the Starburst jelly beans this year. They’re even better than the original and the originals are pretty damn good

The CDC is not recommending he be tested at this point...

Starburst Jellybeans are my kryptonite.

Completely agree.  I might also give those sour patch beans a try. 

They are undeniably the best. The denial in this slideshow cannot exist.

As a person who hates having messy hands, I’ve tried eating it with a fork and knife but it just doesn’t work.  You need to get at least one hand involved.

Nice try.  He’s been let go from the root. Now, back under your bridge....go on now...

I think they fired him, LOL. So there’s that.