Thanks for reading! The Bachelorette starts filming this week I think so should be back in a couple months.

Here’s hoping he learns his lesson sooner than later, and not at the continued expense of victims, especially when those victims look like his primary fan base.

Panda Express was founded by actual Chinese immigrants, a couple who met at college in Kansas, moved to Pasadena, CA, opened a successful local chain of sit-down restaurants, then was asked by the managers of the newly-built Glendale Galleria mall if they’d be interested in making a smaller version of their restaurant…

Cream is not a need, It is a desire.

About six years ago I took a cooking class in Italy. The instructor only taught dishes that were authentic to that particular region of Italy (Puglia). And he talked a little about how the cuisine evolved over time, but he also scorned anything that wasn’t authentic, which seemed contradictory to me. Tomatoes aren’t…

I mean, Chef Boyardee (aka Ettore Boiardi) was an actual Italian immigrant, you can shit on the canned food they make now but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a real history tied to real Italian traditions.

Moreover, do they eat the losers?

As if any regular Nazi would ever admit to being that Nazi.

Frosted Mini-Wheats come in at .203 (10.4g sugar/51g serving size) so they didn’t make this list. But just barely.

It takes a lot to get ungrayed. Pretty much a writer has to take note of a funny or insightful comment (or a history of funny or insightful comments), and decide to ungrey/approved/follow you permanently. If this happens you’ll get a “The Takeout has decided to follow you” comment. The Takeout has generally less commen…

As this season should have been. 

I’m sick of the bite size crap, bring back the biscuit sized frosted mini wheats

That’s not creepy at all.

If Matt Gaetz gets the coronavirus I’ll never take God’s name in vain ever again.  

And now they sell them with jelly in the middle!

You’re assuming Michelle Obama cares.

An apology directed towards Michelle Obama would be nice too. She is after all, the subject of those tweets