Fuck off

Sir, can you kindly shut the whole, entire fuck up with this trolling? Thanks. Stop pretending to be with us; you’re not.

She’s a model that is entertaining to a lot of people on Twitter. She was at least Twitter famous before she married John Legend.

You are an absolute fucking piece of shit. You’re as bad as that white bitch with your nasty take on Nina Turner.

Yeah, I’ve spent most of my entire life reading cookbooks and watching cooking shows, both on Food Network and PBS, and I’ve never once heard of the “Kunz Spoon.” I imagine that most of the people who know of it are either in the restaurant industry or adjacent to those who are.

Huh... and here I was thinking that the Family Feud-style list of “favorite kitchen tools” would be populated with the likes of

1) spatulas
2) knives
3) Salt Bae
4) tongs
5) most things made by OXO

She's famous for marrying a famous person. Like Kate Middleton or Meghan Markle.

Every gun is loaded.

Full-frontal modeling and then married a famous singer. Then somehow food got involved?

Fantastic reply lol

Yup. My other boys are Rory Cat-houn and Georgie the Wunderkat. Rocky’s name was kind of boring, so we expanded it to Rockford Olivier Belvedere Sprinkles Robicelli IV. It’s very fitting. 

That’s all cats.

That cat is not waiting around. He’s showing you that he’s actively plotting your demise.

Was a model, married to John Legend who is quite excellent, self appointed expert on food, likes attention(most famous people do), called Trump a pussy ass bitch which is probably the best thing she will ever do in her life. 

You’re already more interesting.  :)

Ok Abe, time for your nap...

(Helena, iirc. Mainly testing myself rather than trying to inform you.)

When Rocky sits down, he’s about a foot and a half tall. I’m fortunate he came declawed—something I could never do to a cat myself—because Rocky can FUCK YOU UP. You box with him (yes, he boxes), and your hands will snap back. He’s a goddamn beast. I am in his service. 

It’s easy to remember the capital of Montana. It is Helena as in “I’d rather go to Helena handbasket than step foot in Montana.”

I have an agreement with my dog that if I die in my sleep and he is out of kibble he can eat my corpse but he’s has to start at my toes. I agree with you on the look this cat is giving. They have their hot sauce ready and a cup of coffee to wash the meal down with.