Used to be a model, now America’s self-appointed expert on food.

Originally she was a model

TUBER!

I’m super surprised she couldn’t even put on a good showing in Mass, don’t blame her for dropping out after that.

I’m glad they didn’t make a hash of it. 

They’re probably not generous lovers, no.

Or roll it.  

Well that didn’t work so you will need to use your imagination to see the picture of the Clafoutis I copied from Fran’s story.

The funniest part of all of it? The copious amount of 2016 ride or die Bernie stans now demanding that Warren drop.

An argument between two vegans is not called a beef. It’s just two people with bad tempehs.

I’m not sure why we need an adjective; they’re just garden-variety protestors.

Being vegan is a big missed steak. 

I actually know a different vegan joke:

Let’s get this one out of the way:

Bloomberg won American Samoa. I don’t even know where that is.

You’re a real piece of shit, huh?

He’s the modern day Ernest.

I bet Charlie Brown never imagined he’d be working for the Great Pumpkin.