When I was 16 a Taco Bell opened in my neighborhood and, because I was a teenage vegetarian, it changed my life. Taco Bell was a place I could afford to eat with my meager allowance, allowing me to hang out with both my vegetarian and meat-eating friends at a cost no higher than pocket change.

I cannot wait until you can use your powers of edible detection for good. You know, if this series is ever not a complete hot mess of stupidity - what am I even saying?

Your mind wobbling babbling seems have made you forget that Hillary won the popular vote by millions and Bernie had the largest rally attendance than any other candidate and was then sabotaged by the Dems.

“You can put anything up your ass, but it doesn’t make it a suppository.”

The bathroom at my office is great. Door opens in with a kick plate, urinals are hands-free flush, motion sensor soap, motion sensor sink, motion sensor air dryer, and they have this cool little “StepNpull” attachment so you can open the inward-swinging door with your foot to exit. The only thing you need to touch in…

They should have a 13 Days of Chili’s advent calendar, but behind every flap is a single baby back rib.

A driver’s license is a fundamentally different document. Passports are made for stamps and how often does anyone dig through your passport and question the contents? I have a fifty plus page passport that is mostly full. It has unreadable smudges of ink that were meant to be stamos, random shit stapled inside, and…

Makes sense. Now that you put it that way, I understand.

Emmit Smith is beyond overrated. He spent his entire damn career behind the best offensive line in the league and with a hall-of-fame QB and WR taking a considerable amount of pressure off the running game by preventing other teams from stacking the box. Walter Payton and Barry Sanders, in their primes, were basically…

So you’re saying I can exchange my money for both goods AND services?

Also good! A little corn salsa or pico on top...

Along the same line as tacos, either nachos or quesadillas are pretty simple. I’d probably toss it lightly in some adobo sauce for extra flavor, or at least sprinkle on some taco seasoning.

The MCI pound cake was much coveted.  Cake in a can, yum!

She’s gonna spend a lot of time asking to speak to someone’s manger. 

The free snacks are part of the difference between a bar and a tavern. I would eat any other food the place made. Plus its not like you are all dipping into one big bowl. They give you your own basket.

The author understands the objective truth that Bezos is a piece of trash and those feelings have colored their view of this store. Saving time at the grocery is always good but they couldn’t admit that so we get this article.

You know the numbers to the right of the decimal point don’t count right?

I’m perfectly fine with chewy bacon.

Are grocery lines getting so long that they’re holding mankind back from happiness?

Are you seriously arguing that removing waiting in lines and talking to cashiers (or worse, making me bag my own shit) is anything but a net positive?