“Ground Round”

When part of your commemoration involves deification, did you really love and honor the person—or the god you’ve created in your head?

I’m actually very excited about this. I hate waiting in line, unloading my cart, then having some one bag the groceries in a less than ideal way. If I can bag as I go, and get out with waiting in line I’ll be the first one to visit this store if it comes to my area. 

C-ration (MCI) cheese in a can was pretty good, too, when I was in the service.

I fail to see the issue here.

... there are no caps on those bottles, they’re screw-off tops. How am I supposed to spend THAT?!

Up until, I think, the mid 80's (maybe early 80's) each county in my state had an emergency government services office that I believe was funded by the Federal Gov. This consisted of one person in a small office would would give out pamphlets about surviving nuclear war and blueprints for fall-out shelters. The worker…

One of these years I am going to get around to crossing off an item on my bucket list, which is to take a few Cadbury Creme Eggs to DQ for them to make me a blizzard.

Both photos in this story are attributed to the manufacturer.  That is THE BEST they can make the product look.  I don’t need to know more.

When I was a kid, my mom used to keep fresh jalapeños in her purse so both my mom and dad would take bites with their big macs when we would go to McDonald’s. The funny part is that my parents weren’t the only ones (this McDonald’s was in a Mexican neighborhood). So that specific location started offering pickled…

He finally ran out of his extra 30 lives.

CALL ME!

Yes

Me! Me! I got a story!

Also women: use the toilet seat covers and stop trying to squat. You get pee EVERYWHERE! You do not have the thigh strength of Beyonce! And even if Bey found herself in an average airport bathroom like the rest of us she would use a fucking seat cover because she’s not nasty!

Maybe y’all get tarriffs on babybels and that’s why it’s cheaper here :D

“It’s just that the men who don’t wash at all, with no exceptions, are always white. “ 

In my mind, there’s never a reason to not wash your hands if you have the opportunity to. Sometimes I go to the bathroom just to look at myself and make sure that nothing crazy is going on. I wash my hands while I’m in there.

I’m…

France.
Thought I said it, guess I forgot, my comment probably didn’t make that much sense lol, sorry ^^

Babybels are expensive in the US ?
really ? That’s like, bottomest of the bottom of the barrel here, in quality and prices. 

So the key to becoming a vegetarian is to cook your vegetables in meat. Maybe I can give it a shot after all