Ronald McDonald’s first name is Donald and not Ronald in Japan.
If I’m sitting on a multi billion dollar fortune, I don’t care if it came from selling rubber dogshit. Let alone microwave pasties.
I read your comment as Hot Pockets as a euphemism for vagina and it still works.
I’M ATTEMPTING TO RESTRAIN MYSELF!
I don’t want to believe you, since it is you after all, but that story rings shockingly true. I hope it is and I hope you told them every single time that it was a health code violation, regardless of facts supporting such claim.
1) Maybe someone will bring her a hot pocket with a saw blade in it.
Mr. Morton is still salty about it too.
There is a gem of a hot dog spot in North Carolina that has one tiny ketchup packet for sale taped to the wall for like $20 or $100. I can’t remember which. That’s a good happy medium that allows the option, but viscerally discourages it’s use.
See, I wonder if they’re not just buying prepared stuff at Trader Joe’s or wherever and then dolling it up on the plate.
Since I was using it merely to enhance their food, not replace it, I figured it was cool. Plus, it’s Popeyes.
Processed cheese product, if you don’t mind.
If you like oysters - put an oyster on a saltine, add a bit of horseradish (and maybe a drop of Tabasco?), top it with a quarter slice of cheese, and then warm it in the oven. A friend made these once and they were surprisingly good. I think he made a dozen at a time on a cookie tray.
I used to take a slice of American cheese fold/tear it into quarters and then put the quarter slices on the saltine crackers.
I recently saw a coworker, a woman in her mid 40's, eating a Kraft Single straight up at her desk. I know I shouldn’t have, but I shamed her relentlessly for this. Kraft Singles have their place, but that isn’t it.
Fuck him. He’s wrong. Soft G is stupid. He has been outvoted. That’s how language works. The first caveman able to speak might have pointed to a rock and said “unga!” but if the rest of his clan pointed to the rock and said “bunga!” guess what, rocks are bunga now. The easiest way to annoy someone of Czech heritage is…
It’s not often that the creator of something is wrong about his own creation.
Are your hands too weak to fold pizza?
You knife and forkers [rolls eyes]... Everyone knows proper technique involves a slight fold of the crust, creating proper lengthwise horizontal slab strength...
Im not poor - but I cant afford to eat $25 lunches regularly.