Let me at those penny slots yo. Then let’s hit up the 5 dollar breakfast buffet.

If there are no cars close by, I’ll do this by like a good 20 yards away.

The author replied to me, and turns out that is the correct answer.

The website is mum on what is in it. But based on the other sauces and dips they server, and the idea that they don’t want to replicate something similar, it is possibly cream cheese or french onion based? I would lean more to cream cheese based on the texture.

That would be leagues better than anything mayo based.

I’ve tried to deep fry a few things and it never turns out right. Too soggy, burnt, etc. Also clean up is a pain.

You just took the guesses from bad to worse.

I didn’t even read the article.

Have you tried one? What are they like? I’m guessing way better than Papa John’s but not as good as Little Ceasar’s.

God I hope not. I thought that at first but looks too thick to be tartar sauce.

These seem good, but what in the world are you dipping them in?

Yeah, this is why I normally defaulted to Ballpark, because of the size. Also they were not overly expensive. But the Sam’s Club here sell the bigger Nathan’s, so I decided to pony up a bit more cash and was not disappointed.

This is list would be incomplete without the salad dressing that potentially, allegedly may have ended a marriage.

Lol, Grandma is about to shank someone at the end.

This is easy. To some, a hotdog is a sandwich.

Sure, they are advertising through digital scrapbooking. They took a hobby of taking pictures, adding fun additions such as stickers and borders, and putting them all together and got companies to pay them for their efforts. So yes, if you told me that the scrapbooking craze of the 90s would somehow be profitable in…

Also this. He isn’t really eating the whole thing. I thought maybe he was like leaving an empty container but no. This isn’t impressive at all.

If you told me back in the 90's that you could make a living off of digital scrapbooking in the future, I would not have believed you. Same goes for those kids who said they are gonna make money playing video games someday.

We don’t go to Ravenholm. 

Tim Curry just liked being in strange horny movies. Annie was a strange horny movie given its subject.