But I imagine somehow Jen ruined him by fucking him, and he’s not supposed to be funny, and also he didn’t need to be saved from those goons, and on and on and on...

*This* version of him is noticeably lighter, too - I liked his “I’m Daredevil!”, as if Jen should know who he is. Some really good henchgoon beatdowns, too.

So thinking at all is against the rules. Oh boy.

It’s very forced for him to be Jacobson’s personal attorney, since he would need a California Bar license as well as knowledge of California laws.

EDIT: Wrong reply.

As a person with crippling OCD, I wouldn’t mind this one bit. Sometimes my hatred of wasting food battles with my mind telling me that the person who prepared my food didn’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. They also teabagged my food and made a tiktok of it as well.

Cause Target isn’t selling almost the exact same thing for $1. Oh wait, they are. This FOMO over mass produced, cheap, plastic crap is so weird.

As a child I always wanted the ghost one cause it glowed in the dark. Always got a pumpkin one instead. Infact, I suspect the witch and ghost pails are just urban myths at this point.

I am now convinced that all the twitter trolling and hate on this show has just been some AR marketing campaign that will ultimately tie in with the show’s hulkking trolls. This is the only logical explanation for all the insanely dumb shit people post to shit on this show. None of it can actually be coming from real…

Not Nori, though. Her heart is open in ways others don’t understand, but does that come at a cost? “Am I a peril?” The Stranger asks Nori. “No, you’re here to help,” she answers. How does she know that? The Stranger’s purpose is so unclear that even he doesn’t know if he’s a danger to those around them. He’s…

They will buy a pizza pie and then light it on fire.

They need to dub it into a scene, and make it an awful, painfully obvious dub.

Your gif bothers me because it doesn’t rotate properly. 

When you double your prices but the event only takes a 30% cut, and you had already marked up your food by an insane amount already, I’m gonna assume you are still making pretty good cash.

Mmm... Drag pizza.

Water goes up. The weight of the rock pushing down the canoe and displacing the water is greater than the volume of the rock displacing the water when it is dropped in.

Any actual evidence in that ammonia hydroxide, which is used in more foods than just “pink slime”, is harmful would be welcomed. Please use actually cited sources and research because “the meat was starting to turn rancid” seems like some made up facebook thing that I can find no results from simple searches. Science…

I am willing to be there is a serial killer who requested this for their last meal before being put to death.

Yeah, unless it is a service animal, you really don’t need your pet with you at a restaurant because it isn’t as well behaved as you think it is. Also you would be surprised on how many people are afraid of dogs. Unless you are at some place that expressly invites you to bring your pets, leave them at home.