I mean who wouldn’t dap up Reggie Bush? To go from High School straight to the NFL after a few years of not playing is an amazing feat.

I guess this whole thing really rubbed Robert Kraft the wrong way.

Get a load of this tool:

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

I hope you do realize what a bad tip can do to a human being who is already having a bad day (say, due to a bunch of kitchen screw-ups on their tickets), who maybe has bills to pay, and who is doing their best in a job that requires dealing with often difficult customers. Not tipping won’t send ANY message. No one…

well, you’re terrible. we need that money to keep a roof over our heads, and i cant always help if the kitchen is taking forever, no matter how much i beg them to go faster. think about if you were the server. 

That is really stupid.

Drew actually had this as his “Pregame Song That Makes Me Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall in the Jambaroo on 1/27/17. I remember this as it was my introduction to PUP, who are really the only new band I have started to listen to since college (mid 2000s). Got the pleasure of seeing them in concert a few…

Yes you can refer to your team as we but you cannot switch to they when they suck. You have to maintain pronoun stasis. 

Why Earth are you on deadspin then?

“Sportsball” was maybe funny for 10 minutes after it was first uttered and then it got old. And yet! And yet!

Because Star Wars / LucasFilm / Disney isn’t a form of competitive entertainment based in a certain region designed to get people to root for it as a form of proxy warfare. 

I’m going to strongly disagree with all of this. Natural Light is underrated, Corona costs more than domestics and would not be considered cheap, and I haven’t touched a Keystone in two decades.

You’ve posted that Pup song before, and I gotta say:  It makes me want to run through a goddamn brick wall, and kicks an inordinate amount of ass.

that halftime video is the greatest video you’ve ever posted, man

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

Or, maybe people say “we” in reference to the team being a representation of the area where they live? I would say that the majority of the people who use “we” are not doing so with the idea that they are apart of the team, like fucking Seahawks 12th man fans. So no, the worst fans are the ones who say “oh, you’re on…

If you don’t want to say “we” when referring to the team you’ve spent way too much time following and caring about your entire remembered life, then don’t, nobody cares. If you’re the kind of person who insists on going out of your way to tell other people they shouldn’t say “we” if they feel that strongly about a…

All you people who voted for guacamole listen up: