Are you an independent contractor?

Haha, kids got raped, you’re so funny, so edgy, go eat shit and die.

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We’ll work on it using the light from the straw man you just lit on fire.

It’s a stretch, but we’ll allow it. Take a fucking star.

FIFA interprets law 11 here: https://www.fifa.com/mm/document/afdeveloping/refereeing/law_11_offside_en_47383.pdf

Hey. I ref this sport. I don’t think you know the rules. This is about the best FIFA publishes on the topic. (https://www.fifa.com/mm/document/afdeveloping/refereeing/law_11_offside_en_47383.pdf) You’re making up standards and applying rules that simply don’t exist.

My favorite kinja is the generalized trolling of morons.

Goddamn it, making me login and shit to star that.

Jim Cramer is his own dimestore Jim Cramer

This is easily the funniest thing I’ll read all week, thanks, now back to my nerd hole.

It’s not like he’s a cop.

Haven’t watched a minute since the rams moved. It’s unbelievably easy.

Related: Firefox Focus + lastpass on android, haven’t opened up chrome in ages. Bonus, adblocking.

I’ll skip the obvious. My new jam is Firefox containers[0]. Every ‘major’ site family (amazon, google, etc.) gets its own container where it can put its own little cookies and fuck off for the rest of my browsing. Can’t wait until they build this feature out a little bit more and roll it out as standard.

Funny, I only had to scroll to the byline.

Spectacular ignorance, followed by an appeal to authority with religious overtones? *shakes fist at Poe’s Law*

Please, keep talking, keep sharing these stories. This organization is a dumpster fire and people need to be constantly reminded of that fact:

Your check from Purdue is in the mail. Feel free to die on this hill, I’ll be here all week.

Someone will eventually figure out how to do custom wake-words!