Honestly, i have a BIG problem with these “athletes” refusing to sing along to Our Nation’s Jingle! The New England Patriots died on the cross for the forgiveness of our sins, and to preserve our right to competitive free market prison sentences! I want them all mic’d and singing along in key, or else!

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

To paraphrase Corky St. Clair - I so hate his ass face.

I was going to log on and make the same joke just for shits and giggles but you got the runs here faster, flushing away my hope for lots of stars.

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Before the comments get enraged, I’d like to point out some things that Maddie pointed out in an earlier article.

Ah, there’s that feeling of obsolescence I so desperately craved

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Why not both?

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

All night? Completely unnecessary.

Duck Fuckers!

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

Obsessed with these kale chips?

“200 meters while freestyling? Forget that” — Fat Joe da Gangsta