Real mature man... Make jokes about a serious situation when Carmelo can't even defend himself...

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

Great article, Billy, but I have one problem with you saying the Argentinians “Hulk-smashed” the US men’s team. That is impossible because Hulk is Brazilian and I believe didn’t see a single minute of action

Yep, Diego ate them.

“But if you don’t win, don’t come back.”

If I could hop into a time machine and get just one do over pick then I would go back in time and kick my dad in the nuts for convincing me to pick the Knicks. Then I would hunt my younger self down like a deranged T-1000 and give my tiny self a gigantic bag full of candy on the condition that I never ever root for…

So whose career would you prefer to ruin? Jordan’s or Durant’s?

Fuck you. Fuck this stupid debate. And fuck all of you who think you have a right to comment here. Fuck. Everything.

As a Pistons fan I reason that Joe D knew the kind of player he had with Prince and didn’t want him to get buried on the bench with Carmelo or D-Wade taking his minutes. So he purposely took Darko to let Tayshaun flourish and block Reggie Miller in the conference finals. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

JOHNNY FUCKING FLYNN.

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

Tom Brady is a fancy dog!

You know his lips move when he reads. His children’s baby books. That Giselle gives him to keep him quiet.

Anyone that can fart because they want to fart should be rewarded, not punished.

Kara, you have good points regarding how crimes are discussed on public platforms when the news anchors are white and hypothetical criminals can be anything BUT white. So, this criticism isn’t against you or your message. Keep on talking about this shit because these conversations need to be had.

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

Ms. Bell has long supported black enterprise and lauded entrepreneurship by African Americans.

their mothers work multiple jobs