I really don’t understand the science behind CoolSculpting at all. What happens to the cells once frozen? Where do they go?

Next thing you know, adipose will be running around the city.

ur killin it

“Apparently” is the new “well actually.”

Seriously, I hate having to cut my pockets open in dress pants.

Women weren’t even legally allowed to have pockets before 1920 lest they try to put ballots in them. Google it, it’s herstory.

hey, at least you checked before commenting. Scroll down to the grays to be amused by those who didn’t.

fact. also because they didn’t want us to have any place to put our feminazi outrage.

After this can we go after the Mann Act and The Isle of Man?

THERE ARE VIDEOS?!?!?!

Yes, and they’re just as humorless and outraged as you might imagine. I’d invite you to google and watch but you’ll never get those seconds back, and who wants to give man-babies more views?

I know this articles intention is to be silly — I laughed at it...

i live in a red state so education for girls stops at age 7 :/

my skinny jeans are too tight for pockets so they just have fake ones, so idk what i’m supposed to do now

*quietly, eyes widened* There were videos?

“Man” is short for Manny, as in Manny Booker. Hello? 5th grade history. Everything isn’t about women, you know!

You go George Eliot, smack those silly lady novelists hard.

OMG! 

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