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because women don’t read. obviously.

Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger, kinda racist of a name, no?

I’d buy a shirt with a pic of Rita Ora with “Who?” written underneath.

They gotta make an “I don’t care about your boner” shirt.

the fitted t-shirts are both classist and sizeist - grey is the only color available in every size.

So how can he have a plan if no one told him life was gonna be this way?

how subversive! a MAN staying home with his KIDS??!?!

Me rn:

Most landlord’s idea of “fixing” a lock in the city is throwing some ducktape on it and calling it a day. If you don’t have the means to live in a doorman building in a nicer part of town it’s pretty much what you get.

The world at large wonders why women aren’t more friendly with and accommodating to ostentatiously “nice” guys playing at performative chivalry. It’s because when they get you alone, this is what they fucking do.

Hire a guard? You have no idea from the story how many apartments there even are in the building. It sounds like a walkup, so it may not be a lot. If there were say, 8 apartments, would each tenant want to have 1/8th of a full time Manhattan salary plus taxes added to their rent? Could be $500 a month in rent for

I understand that this isn’t what we’d expect of modern characters but wouldn’t it be anachronistic for a woman back then to be straightforward about her desire to sleep with a man she wasn’t married to?

the Morton County Sheriff’s Department said the drone got too close to the police helicopter, causing the officers onboard to “fear for their lives.”

Lineman-American, please.

We will bomb their grandmothers until they love us.

No idea.

Oh we’ve heard about climate change.

This. I can’t stand the constant, unending discussion of virtually non-existent Islamic terrorism in the US. I’m a million times more likely to die in a car accident yet I still get in my car to drive on a regular basis. Why on Earth would I be scared of terrorists? It is astounding how cowardly the American people