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You, sir/madam/otherwise specified, are the storyteller of our generation.

And we’re supposed to just go on your word, I take it?

So you’re saying he seeks out the truth/facts first before making assumptions.

wait what?

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

And simultaneously screams “WITNESS ME” while spray painting his mouth in chrome.

This is still one of my all-time favourite comedy skits.

I’m thinking that’s actually when he did a bit of soul-searching and experienced deep regret that he didn’t go with the roman shades.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

“I saw it in the window, and just had to have it”

That look on his face when he catches himself in the mirror is so fucking good.

With a little chutzpah and a sufficiently elastic hoodie, a man can achieve much in this world.

Sorry, Julianne, but we can’t turn a blind eye to such an injustice.

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

I just Googled him, he looks like Matthew Lillard.

ETA: I Googled him because I was curious how someone so young worked on the Ghostbusters cartoon. Turns out, he worked on Extreme Ghostbusters.

We know. (Someone has to do it.)

NEWS FLASH : 25% of women avoid sexual activity because they feel self conscious about their bodies WHETHER OR NOT they are overweight.

I mean, I’m 40lbs overweight and haven’t had sex in almost 2 years because the thought of getting naked with someone sends me into an absolute panic. But fuck WW for contributing to and trying to capitalize on my insecurities.