there is only one rule of jezebel march madness

NOPE IT IS NOT WEIRD CAN I COME

i voted against that because lisa and ken definitely killed that pony

all of you that voted against a literal beach of just manatees are dead to me

this is going to make the jobs of the security guards who prevent men from entering the women’s bathroom in the first place that much more difficult

this is the correct answer

who are you fuckers not voting for manatee beach

who among us wouldn’t be relieved to find out it was a sex party instead of a costume party tbh

esp. that ex machina robot

classic len

a literal dead person can run faster than tom brady

tom cant eat those things because heis in fact a fancy dog

YES THAT CHRIS EVANS

casey and danielle on bitch sesh have convinced me that giggy is dead

can you not be so problematic

has there been a confirmation re: if Ken and lisa’s pony is in fact still alive

i do pretend like it didnt happen tbh

he is

DONT DRAG CHRIS EVANS INTO THIS