the trick is just to vote for whichever one has the funniest and/or most depressing name

i understand nothing and will vote on everything anyway and then go to the comments and tell everyone that they are wrong

honestly rip to everyone we lost and everyone we will lose during jezebel march madness

may we never be as divided as the great netflix v. sex match-up of ‘15

in these threads:

wow yes please explain basic civics to me again and im sure the 20-year congressman is unware of that as well so maybe @ him on twitter to remind him

if he said “the second the returns come in i will ask him to withdraw” then i agree with you but none of that is implied anywhere in what he said? he gave no timeline for this and its weird to infer that he did to make a point

correct

interesting how we got “obama caved and picked a conservative” from “i would have preferred someone more progressive but i support the president”

correct me if i’m wrong but it seems as though he was saying that if he, bernie, was somehow elected in november and there was no confirmation yet, he would ask obama to withdraw the nomination before leaving office so he could pick someone new. which would be in his power. as new president.

i have some concerns about who set up the lighting and set on the sanders side

are there two matt leblancs?

i whisper this every night before i go to sleep tbh

please refer to it by its proper name:

or even randy quaid for that matter may he find peace in canada

and not just coffee!

shes like the jeremy renner of women

whats even sadder is that isaiah washington got a steady job first

this question honestly keeps me up at night along with how their corner of connecticut was so mountainous as connecticut is not in fact known as a top 5 mountain state

get out.