At this point in life, Paul may be petty, but he’s no heartbreaker.

The police shouldn’t have arrested the Eagles fan for punching a horse, a candygram would have worked just as well.

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is good. In that your straw-man Bernie Bro is apparently a dumb fuck who doesn’t know anything about him or Hillary. Please stop with this stupid shit. Hillary was a terrible candidate, would not have been a good president, and had nothing to campaign on other than, “It’s my turn.” She’d perpetuate…

I guess he couldn’t hold it in until halftime. Hopefully there was some TP on the sidelines

Hopefully Boone will be as successful as Bucky Dent’s managerial career.

I wonder if he’s a Gang of Four kind of fella, too.

It’s been a long strange trip though

Counterpoint: Bill Walton is completely there. All of the time. The rest of us are not.

you’ll see a flash of tie-dye and find yourself on the ground before you know it

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

If we’re talking all sports, this guy would write a blues masterpiece about the banner.

Thank you for influencing future generations of Americans. You are doing good work.

I am a teacher at a high school........in the last 10 and a half months I have made it a point to sit down during the Pledge of Allegiance for obvious reasons. My students have picked up on this and they don’t bother standing either. #StandForOurAnthem? Donald Dump can go #KissMyAss.

I ALWAYS stand for the anthem when I’m pissing in a bathroom in the concourse during it.