I came on here to list 5 bands/singers.......Thankfully 3 of them were mentioned early (Nickleback, DMB, and Jimmy Buffett........and these would have probably been the Top 3). Great work :)

Canada’s most powerful weapon of mass destruction.

Came here to say Nickelback.  I think that would qualify as a crime against humanity.

Please. That Mike Huckabee band, the aptly named Capital Offense, makes Paul Ryan’s band look like Aerosmith.

I had men and women in college want to fight me when I told them them DMB was nothing but a bunch of simple minded crap that pretentious snobs listen to so they can talk about how “complex” his music is. 

The obvious answer is Nickleback, since it doubles down on the pain of being fired by forcing you to listen to Nickleback!

YES I HATE HIS STUPID VOICE SO MUCH. He was the bane of my college years, I just wanted to pour battery acid into my ears or maybe into the ears of those who dared befoul the precious air with his weird kinda breathy groans. 

I hate Jimmy Buffett (and especially his fans) with the heat of a thousand suns.

Dave Matthews Band because his voice drives me nuts even when times are good.

Ms. Pac Man is the only perfect game, you fucking charlatans

Is he still dead? 

If he is going to jinx a team, why can’t he become a Duke fan instead? Oh wait, even a guy like that wouldn’t want to be associated with a school that seems to look the other way when a rape occurs like Duke.

+1

I’m surprised that a Vietnamese guy would have married an Amish woman.

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Hey, after the holidays I think we’re all a little afraid of being killed by Turkey, amirite? 

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

I guess the Pats used the same security team they had watching Aaron Hernandez

“An anti-lynching bill introduced by Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker passed the Senate unanimously. According to Harris, “nearly 200 anti-lynching bills were introduced in Congress during the first half of the 20th century,” and Congress failed to make it a federal crime until now.”

I hope Dolan never sells. Considering how far those 90's Knick teams set the NBA back, the Knicks deserve Dolan for a few more years at least..........