The Falcons don’t have a ring though

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

I’m sendin you to Jesus

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

God damnit Zeke stop getting yourself in trouble YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND HALF THE SEASON SUSPENDED AND THEN WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO GET MY FANTASY POINTS IN MY KEEPER LEAGUE?!?!?

Predictions:

If you see something, say something.

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

Pour a little coke on it

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.

My money is on Lebron in 7 games vs. the bus. Bus travels all the time.

This was to be my comment but you beat me to it. I can understand why men and women don’t play football together in the NFL, but it seems like any non-physical sport or game should be co-ed, i.e. NASCAR and Danica Patrick.

Forgive my ignorance, if it even is that, but why would there even be gendered video game competitions? To ensure equal participation? Or...What exactly is the point of a men’s CSGO tournament and a women’s? Pretty sure we all rush B.

How are nasties going to grow if the contents of the bag are pasteurized? You’ve killed all the microorganisms, so as long as the bag remains sealed, nothing new is getting in there.

I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

It’s still mind boggling that the most dangerous pro sport is the one without fully guaranteed contracts. It wouldn’t solve everything but it would be a huge improvement if a guy doesn’t have to worry about being jobless and broke after an injury. Receiving one that you can fake your way through pretty much means…

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.