So a QB that almost won a Super Bowl isn’t a better option than Lurch?

Neither are top flight options, but Cutler and Kaepernick would both represent significant upgrades at QB for a team that won a playoff game last year. Might as well sign one and hope you get that one-off Flacco style SB season.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I’ve been reading articles where Trump voters talk about how this health care will screw them but then say they are not sorry for voting for Trump. This reminds me of that experiment that time when they gave a rat a choice between pushing a button to get food or pushing a button to activate electrodes in his brain…

Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.

You should have included the sound of someone kneeling during the National Anthem.

FOX Sports or some other Big Sports channel started, either last season or two ago, started to artificially add a THWUP sound every time an NFL receiver caught a pass during highlights. It’s fucking awful.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Your example reminded me of a time when a coworker in a staff meeting told the boss “If you don’t fire [other coworker, who was present in the room], I will quit!” Boss stared at her and said “That is deeply unprofessional. I’m not going to fire her.” Coworker stood up and said “then consider this my resignation” and…

I’m a Cowboys fan, and I have no problem with you complimenting both our offensive line and our running back.
I fully support your right to compliment each and every Cowboys player.

My favorite was how the commentary was trying downplay that incident.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Yep, I don’t think people appreciate how special his year has been because they’re not looking at the whole team picture. Sure Zeke has been great, but up until last week the Cowboys have been on a dominant run. Alfred Morris would probably be producing 80% of what Zeke is in his place. Le’Veon Bell is right up there…

It is the current preferred mode of getting White Girl Wasted TM.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

Extremely simple (probably inaccurate) fatal flaws.

Now I demand a list of the number 1 glaring weakness of each NFC team.

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!