At this point the Colts should probably just tank the season and hope they finally get lucky enough to find a franchise quarterback in the draft.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

How to pick the best bubble water:

Is shame what is happening to Tony Romo. I used to live in Texas when i live in US. He seems like very nice person. He gets blamed for many problems outside his control. For many years, he makes bad Cowboy teams better I think.

Does it matter? If Romo starts week 8, he’ll be back on IR by week 9.

Unless you are only making one cocktail and calling it a night, you really don’t want a shaker with a cap, strainer, or anything else built in. They are a pain in the ass to rinse/clean and make a new batch.

This seems incredibly stupid. Ted’s only hope was to keep this as a “toldyaso” but now he’s both disloyal and unprincipled. Maybe Trump promised him Scalia’s special fart and sexual torture room (and the Supreme Court vacancy).

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

if the Daily Show has taught me anything it’s that replacing a middle-aged man with someone named Trevor is going to be a disaster.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That must be one deep fucking pocket.

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…

Dragonball is essentially doing a WoW at this point. Just increasing the level cap with everything expansion.

Women don’t play video games, silly!

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Between my wife, myself and my newborn son we have 23 of the 26 letters of the alphabet covered in our full names. Only missing M, Q and Z. Obviously our next child will be named Mozambique.