He’s saying that as a Cowboys fan he understands that this will not faze Jerry.

Too bad the letter was fake.

Yeah, it’s fake. No doubt.

Which begs the question of why this home-schooled Bible-thumper is writing into a relationship advice column on the gaming contingent of a supremely liberal news and gossip website and saying some cut-and-paste baby’s first religious troll lines in. I think Harris got taken.

Pretty sure that first letter was just trolling.

Tim Tebow is obviously a Red Priest.

I just came here to say Bill Evans is the best.

If I don’t carry around this AR-15 how am I gonna feel like a real man though?

Proud practitioner of the pull out method and it has worked without fail for me and my wife.

Am I the only person that hates all this putting actors into video games shit?

Drew and Katie, time to change your pasta cooking lives forever. I tried this once and never looked back. Put the pasta in a large pot or pan, cover with water, crank the burner, and set a timer for 3-4 minutes longer than the highest number in the recommended cooking time and you’re off to the races. Probably needs…

That’s obviously James Corden’s hand.

This is a master class is making something go away. This is no longer newsworthy and everyone will forget about it in a couple days. If only he had doubled-down.

If someone takes your money and gives you garbage in return, offering up your experience to other potential customers is the right thing to do. Family business or not, if this guy doesn’t take pride in the work his company does, he should get out of the game.

Just came here to say Phantasy Star IV is the JRPG GOAT.

That joke went over your head at a cruising altitude of 30,000 ft.

Wait, you mean politicians and political operatives are all hypocrites!?

You fucked up pal. Pickles are the GOAT barbeque accompaniment.

It seems like the team is extremely aware of that.