If your knife is slipping it’s because it isn’t sharp enough, and if it isn’t sharp enough it’s probably because you’re dishwashing your knives.

I live in Dallas, so cooling to 70 in 100+ degree heat is a no go.

Who on earth sleeps at 60 to 68 degrees? In the summer the electricity bill would be freaking insane, and during the winter you’ll freeze your nuts off.

R.I.P. in pieces

What is it with commenters on this website and thinking that somehow the freedom to say what you think is also freedom from criticism? St. John shares bad opinion, gets skewered by those who rightfully disagree, and somehow this is a ‘lynch mob’?

Nothing more to see here folks.

Amusing typo is amusing: “four estus flasks and two ashen flasks or two ashen flasks and four estus flasks”.

Nice job making that racial, buddy.

Been with the same girl since the age of 17. Now 30. We’ve been married for almost 4 years, have an 18 month old baby girl, and have built a great life together. She’s my best friend, but that doesn’t mean my dick doesn’t go all divining rod when it sees a nice piece of ass it wants. Being a grown-ass person means…

What a shocker. Off-duty cops being thugs.

I love that they show the size of the bag in comparison to a human body. “This is the space this candy will occupy inside of you when shamefully eat the entire bag in one sitting.”

I love that they show the size of the bag in comparison to a human body. “This is the space this candy will occupy…

Sorry Tiger.

It’s obvious Hayter fucked Kojima’s wife and this was a revenge-recasting. That’s my explanation anytime something goes wrong between two men.

I would expect the pith to be problematic, especially if you’re going to press the fruit to extract the sugar juice. Might come out a little bitter. I’m sure this technique works fine, but a more refined take would be to peel the lemons with a peeler, leaving the pith behind, and then making an oleo saccharum with the…

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all the booze at your party? Invite two.

Take it to the Supreme Court. I want to hear Justice Ginsburg’s take on Ballghazi.

Or don’t abort because you legitimately can’t because the GOP constantly fights to make getting an abortion as difficult as possible even though it is not illegal.

I really hope you’ve watched DBZ Abridged.

And I fucking love that ‘class’ is code for ‘white-people-approved black person.’

Why the hell don’t they replace the facemask with a polycarb shield? A solid piece of shatterproof plastic would prevent the eye pokes and not give nearly as good a hand-hold for a facemask penalty. There would be none of that Aaron Rodgers-gets-a-freebie bullshit that we saw this season because a finger touched the…