Damn, Sophia drops some knowledge.

Because I have a whole drawer in my fridge I can dedicate to nothing but lettuce. Sounds like real life to me.

Whoa, people still play this?

That’ll never happen. Karma is obviously a black name.

April Fool’s Baby! I was so kidding about that whole leaving you thing. Take me back.

Christ I hope Koetter takes one of the other gigs and leaves the Bucs with their dicks in hand at the side of the road.

There’s banking, real estate, and construction money in DFW, freight money in Houston, and so on, so I think every big city in Texas has some significant industry. Every state is going to have huge pockets of low-income people. Texas just has more big cities than a lot of other states.

It still isn’t anything close to a Super Bowl-caliber team, but it certainly was enough to get into the playoffs in the 2nd worst division in the NFL.

Really happy my fantasy playoffs ended this week and that I had Antonio Brown and David Johnson combine for over 90 points alone.

If you’re not going to drink at my glorious cocktail party you deserve to be unhappy.

It looks so incredibly bad. It’s like they took the original game, drained it of every ounce of charm and quirky heart that it had, and pumped it full of the emo, self-aggrandizing anime sentimentality that has plagued the series for some time now. What’s wrong with making a game that’s fun? Why does everything Square…

Angostura bitters + soda

Just want to talk a little shit here and correct you. Dim sum is a meal, not a foodstuff. I thought you won Chopped or some shit? Fuck.

Looks like pure shit.

Wow, looks like pure shit.

I pray for the future in which Mayweather is eaten by a tiger.

Not enough people are going to appreciate this. +1

Yeah, I would sooner pay for an app to play my existing games, but odds are they’re going to be selling us games instead.

My favorite is when Ina hosts a casual brunch for her friends and buys 18 gigantic Maine lobsters. Sure it’s an extravagance, but her friends are worth it.

Bloodborne was overrated. Feel like that’s just goodwill from the Souls series carrying over.