A nice cube looks better than a sphere anyways. Just freeze an igloo cooler of water and chop up the block with a serrated knife.

“and those who hate possibly the best quarterback in NFL history because they think he’s a pretty boy from California who took Brett Favre’s job.”

COMIC SANS

Yes.

Nothing says cultured like the smell of Houston. It’s like the aroma of a cheese-wheel made from the material that collects between the balls and legs of a sweaty Houstonite. Congratulations on being even fatter than Dallas.

I DESPERATELY want to know which camgirl he’s talking about. I have so many theories!

I DESPERATELY want to know which camgirl he’s talking about. I have so many theories!

“Fuck this family.”

Should be 2.8

“I feel like I’m the best quarterback in the league...in taking hits.”

I did this and am not afraid.

One good glass for bourbon. That’s it.

FULLY ORCHESTRATED SOUNDTRACK YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

Time to prove you are a true Japanese Salaryman (in spirit) and commit sudoku.

Incorrect. Gran Classico is a style of bitter liqueur similar to Campari or Aperol, but with a different, intriguing flavor. Carpano Antica is generally considered the best Italian vermouth on the market, though it does have a bold flavor that doesn’t always let it play nice with others.

The ones I got came with the stand, and I don’t think there was any extra ordering for those, but I didn’t personally place the order.

Yeah, I believe that Tabasco is famous for aging in new white oak barrels, if I’m not mistaken. You’ll have to be cautious to determine if the barrel you’re looking at has been charred or not, as that would probably have a significant impact on the final flavor.

I’ve gotten a number through here, personally. Quality Control was a little questionable on a couple of them, but all in all they’re good.

Questions:

Pre-batching/bottling cocktails is a great time saver for parties and the like and I do it all the time, but, it’s tough to get the exact right product out of a bottle. The reason being, if you’re going to pre-add in the dilution water and then chill the drink such that it’s ready to roll, you’ll have a very tough…