Missing Radiohead.

Oh dear, that is the most wonderfully politely Canadian response ever.

HAHA FUCKIN BUSTED EVAN

Well-played.

There’s a well-established weekly cycle of Bungie doing or saying something stupid and then apologizing for it. You’re supposed to actually LEARN from your mistakes, not just repeat them over and over and apologize.

So Chefsteps is seriously the shit, Grant is an awesome dude, and anybody can learn to be a better cook by following their advice. The only thing I’d mention re: this video that I don’t think Grant did is obviously use a cheap paring knife for this task.

The propylene glycol is what makes it so tasty.

Dog? DOG!? DAAAAWWWWWWGGGGGG!!!

Why? Finding them was part of the fun of the original.

“We will improve this game by removing all gameplay mechanics and allowing the battles to fight themselves. That way our audience can enjoy our brilliant storytelling and world-building without the hindrance of having to ‘play’ a ‘game’.”

You got married in a bar?

I did it as a hunter. :(

All bout that margin. Profit margin on their ‘loot’ category is significantly higher than on new game sales, and with the future of used games unknown, they gotta find new profit centers somewhere.

Deadspin: come for the Magary, leave when Harvilla talks music.

That’s exactly what I was recommending. lrn2rd

For example, you may have a headache due to dehydration. Drinking water will solve your dehydration issue but will not quickly resolve the headache, which may linger for hours. Ibuprofen on the other hand will provide relief.

A sidecar more suitable to the average pallette:

I CANNOT WAIT

No 8 personally, but all the yes to Opinel.

As much as I love Drew Magary, this recipe makes me angry.