Great job on the clickbait here. Something you can really be proud of.

Your real energy savings will be in following this:

Nah, lots of serious drinkers prefer their cocktails drier the longer they drink. 2.25 whiskey with .75 vermouth is a common variation for experienced drinkers.

So we wrote a 2000 word article to say:

I can see the future, and it's people not playing Destiny. Ded Game, Ded Orbit.

Eat a dick.

I would consider swapping PBR for the Sapporo.

Sapporo - Everyday good-drinking lager, goes with everything

More importantly, never take a payday loan. They are literally designed to fuck you sideways.

It's a neat video but clearly bullshit. That hand is very obviously holding a physical model of a ray gun.

I think the good people of Deadspin may have missed your point.

Garrett Kamps is a "writer" "living" in "San Francisco."

Was this supposed to be like a short story or something?

It will be the intro cinematic for Metal Gear Solid V.

Wow, a Tuvok comparison. That's pretty shitty bro. You could have at least opted for Mr. Spock. Or Mr. Data. At least you didn't opt for Tuvix.

Nah brah, Naruto and Bleach have DB beat on the filler front.

The whole point of Dick's posts in general is that being mindful requires practice. If you try to apply these rules in your life, you can slowly but surely make better decisions more of the time and be aware of your unconscious thought processes. Sure you'll forget them sometimes and binge eat ice cream or (in my…

God, reddit is so lame.

I'd hit it, and isn't that what really matters?

Another good tip: use a pencil to mark the stone with a grid, so you can keep track of your progress as you flatten and don't remove excess material.