I had zero feels bro.

Poor Crosby is rocking a small package. :(

Just want to say, the Bomber's Notebook is probably the best thing that has ever been in a video game. I have never felt more connected to the game world than in Majora's Mask, and I think that's why I (and a lot of other smart folks) think Majora's Mask is the best Zelda game and one of the best games of all time.…

Curious, would a burner not be the right course of action for swatting purposes?

No love for the Destiny Generals on 4chan, for shame.

Maybe some things are better left unshared.

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An expansion to a game from 2013 beats out a number of ultra-legit original titles, such as Shovel Knight? Malarkey I say!

Magary's hate-on for Jezebel here excites me.

All in all great list. Would have tried to find some room for Breath of Fire III or IV. Maybe some love for Shining Force II. Lunar, Lufia, and KH are all titles I could personally go without.

Am I the only person that found this cheeseball-as-fuck?

Literally made a joke about Celine deep-throating a frozen cucumber to loosen up her vocal chords. This is why you're the best.

I hope you're an ice salesman.

Yes.

You only think you're creative.

Forgot Looper, list invalid.

I love that the Unity release was such a disaster and they're already talking about their next trainwreck.

Not excessive in the least, and frankly easier than boiling your potatoes as long as you have the equipment.

Sous vide is all you need.

Nah. That's simply not a concern. If it were, you'd have the same problem adding potatoes to a boiling pot and having some of the pieces sitting against the supposedly scorching bottom.