I'm just trying to help you learn, friendo.

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"Right. Because if you're not losing ten grand, who cares?"

He wiped the apple off on his sleeve. Clearly that is more than enough to fully remove any of the pee residue.

It's kind of funny to think that playing video games is any less important than pretty much anything else any human has ever done in the history of the universe. Some day this universe will die and nothing that anybody ever did will matter, so you might as well enjoy the time you have however you can. I'd sooner play…

Yeah, soda really is the unknown devil. People really don't appreciate just how much sugar you are pumping into your body when you down a 2 liter of Coke. You can bet they wouldn't eat that much sugar by the spoonful, but in the deceptive guise of a soda, they'll drink it all day long. And like you said, the most…

I guess that what it really boils down to is not that you were a food lover, but that you loved to eat.

Congratulations on the weight loss and you should feel very proud/accomplished, but I do think it's a bit of a bullshit excuse to say you were fat because you are a food lover. That implies that all the most worthwhile foods are inherently unhealthy for you, which certainly isn't true. I love cake just as much (ok…

Doesn't seem like music is really an appropriate topic here on Kotaku when it doesn't seem that any of the writers delve into anything more than top-level mainstream pop music. The day that I see a Kotaku writer doing an article about Future Islands and Sam Herring's incredible vocals and live performances is the day…

Meat Fear Sordid 2: The Suns of Bribery

"He obviously knows enough about geometry to garrote a nun. Shouldn't that apply to other curricula?"

Now that I think about it, that could potentially make a pretty neat Suda51 game...

Right, but who are the people making these games? Shouldn't they be geeks too? The last thing we need is Brosef Stalin making a game about beer pong, cornhole, and date rape. I like to play games made for geeks by geeks, which is what makes an experience like Portal or Dark Souls awesome and what makes a lot of the…

I think somebody that has the wherewithal to Build a Computer Game can probably deduce how the red line scans the black bars. Maybe I'm being naive.

Welcome to the corporate music machine, friendo. To be fair, even when dub was underground back in '06-'07, it still wasn't very good. Now it's just Not Good and also Very Popular.

A mistake like the barcode slash undercuts the Lack of Care or Thought that goes into a lot of "AAA" titles these days. If any reasonable person stopped for a moment and thought about it, they would realize that a horizontal slash couldn't possibly render a barcode unreadable when you can just move the scanner up or…

I think Tim Rogers and Erik Kain need to start a gaming website together.

I believe you mean "degenerates" and not "denigrates."

I think he approves of snake worshipping, technically.