This is the correct take. 

KitKat is a vile, vile mess of a ‘chocolate bar’ cobbled together from dust, soap scum, and communion wafers and should go straight in the compost whenever encountered. The only greater abomination is the tinted drywall slugs known colloquially as Rockets.

Mmm, you view yourself an entire order of magnitude more clever than you actually are.

Yeah. They are.

I understand the point you’re trying to make, but not everyone can be reached, and it is a phenomenal waste of time and energy to try with some people in the first place.

Yes

Completely agree. 

All of this. 

‘We are absolutely allowed to ask for what we want, just as we are allowed to decline requests we are not able for whatever reason to grant.’

No? No one deserves anything.

I agree with everything you said.

The idea that the person struggling is a bad friend because she’s not doing things she used to so (a literal symptom of the disease she has) is a bad friend is SO, SO ONE SIDED, PRIVILEGED, AND RACIST.

First, let me iterate that the Tweet Friend’s mental illness and disabilities are not specified.

Mmmmno, after reading a third-hand anecdote about a situation, regardless of what personal, social and medical experiences of yours seem relevant to the situation, you cannot definitively say her behavior is a symptom and not a choice and it is frankly ridiculous (and invalidating) of you to try to do so.

This. 

You’re so close to getting the point. Swing and a miss.

No, yours.

As a bisexual man, I found this to be unsettling for similar reasons. And sad, really sad for OP.

I consented to being tied by my wrists to the headboard of a lady friend-with-benefits’ bed.

It's grimly amusing to see you apologize for being offensive to a particular community, and then promptly double down on being willfully ignorant and offensive.