Aaaaannnnd there it is.

“as if I had used up that week’s happiness in one night”

A vibrator, heh.

No, it does not affect your immune system.

If this is your first trip, okay, absolutely not.

I’ve fallen in love with you.

I’ll chime in here, against my better judgment because as a bisexual man of middle eastern descent, you’ve said some things that really rub me the wrong way.

This. 

The Regression has a nice ring to it. 

I’ll counter with the banana marshmallows (???) you can get in candy shoppes for 5¢

I am right there with you on the layers. I have nearly come to blows over someone mixing layers of my food. Watching people stir yogurt in front of me is barely tolerable.

I do this but exclusively with refrigerated or frozen items. 

I do a very similar M&M thing.

It is by sheer chance than none of the victims died from internal injuries.

I also did.

A lot of people apparently hate transpeople more than they hate liars. 

Reality isn't their strong suit. 

People like this will always look for  'but..' that serves to reinforce their beliefs. That, and move goalposts if and when adequate proof is provided. 

Which is one of the reasons I’ve battled grays in other threads who advocate that laws be put in place so transpeople (read: women) cannot live stealth.

Excellent response to transphobic bullshit.