holy fuck I’m so glad someone took this shot

Actually I’ll revise my shitty question:

Finally answering the question, would you rather play 40 duck sized soccer players, or two horse sized superstars?

+1 tab of acid

Who is TRULY the real Hit King?

I was at a Jays v Red Sox game (in Toronto) last year and there was a couple in full Braves getup. WHY.

I live in the city with 300+ lakes within our city limits and I haven’t found many, so don’t feel too bad

Wait there’s a difference?

not explaining to my mother why I’m crying from laughter at the dinner table

....is it bad I just don’t get the joke

+100

From that CBS link, a little tidbit:

Well now that more than made up for the rest of the pricks repping you guys in this section. Cheers!

Appropriate response to an awful attempt at trolling. +1

And who says fart jokes aren’t funny!

One of the more recent painful memories as a Habs fan, right up there with Pacioretty and the turnbuckle :(

Glad I learned the word “Loquacious” today for when that’s how someone describes me

How long till the video of Bieber cutting up a ball comes out.