So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

I have a better idea:

He's not kissing her. He's sucking out her soul.

Yup, while the left and the right are fighting over stupid philosophical things like gays in military, or the cross on a landmark to keep the public busy, the politicians are laughing all the way to the bank.

Zolak: So Rob, if you like that esoteric physics stuff, what are your thoughts on string theory?

Obviously forged from mithril by the great Dwarven masters of Khazad-dûm.

THIS is why we can't have nice things...

Imagining Giselle Bundchen

Best words I ever heard from my grandmother "I wish our Avalon had a manual transmission, I always liked those a lot more".

3.) In Massachusetts, It's Illegal To Have A Bro Truck

"Everyone. Everyone! EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WOULD YOU ASSHOLES IN THE BACK HOLD UP THE I AND THE X HIGHER SO THE BAND CAN PLAY 'KISS ME'? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME FAMILY FUN."

You guys! You guys!

There is no "Patrick George." That name is clearly some sort of placeholder — it's the name given by our programmers to the Kinja-based AI that writes many of our stories. And look at that picture! It's just some stock photo house filler. I'm guessing Matt's still trying to find some out-of-work dinner theater actor…

Listen Ralphie. Anal has existed since the dawn of man. When a man saw a woman (or another man) poop that man immediately thought "I want to stick it in there". It has been a strong staple of our human experience.

DURR DURR FAST EXPENSIVE CAR OWNERS MUST HAVE SMALL PENISES JOKE DURR DURR

It's easy to look down your nose at a dealership. The easiest thing to do is to take out more than you bring in. When you look at the big picture and see how things balance out you start to realize that sometimes having cars like this is more of a curse than a gift. You have salespeople that are pulled off of…

Camel-flage. looks like a 2-hump species.

Taste and Kanye are not friends.

I see being in one as saying, "I really don't care about life and am just going through the motions. I have embraced boredom and malaise."